Hello everybody!

I have been feeling a need to reconnect with the community which I miss.

How will I do so? Well, I have decided to open up an AMA thread.

What is an AMA thread? AMA stands for "Ask Me Anything." In that thread, the community asks any questions that they need answering and I will answer to the best of my ability. Of course there are answers I am not capable of responding to. Unfortunately, I do not know the meaning of life nor will I help you with your Calculus homework.

If you have any kind of random questions, feel free to ask. Want to know what is the best comic book to read? Want to know how to make grilled chicken tacos with mango salsa? Want to know about grifball history from my perspective? And many more questions abound.

All you have to do is ask. I will answer what I can.

What do you think of The Hobbit trailer?

@Lambchop

As someone who has read the books, I am more than exited for this movie.

The trailer does everything right in attracting fans of the series, but it probably would not amaze a layman.

Although hearing the dwarves sing sent chills down my spine. It was completely amazing.

The singing dwarves were what made the trailer for me, I could just not put a tune to what they were singing in the book.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I also would like to know this.

More importantly. Why must I always carry you in grifball?

@Lambchop

They are singing Misty Mountain which is to help entice Bilbo into coming with them.

@Goose

It all depends how big your tongue is.

To be honest, I have quit every single time I tried. The most I have ever gone is about 150, so I would say more than that.

@Puppy

Someone has to help boost your K/D.

Do you like pie?

@Poopboy

Definitely a fan of apple pie, but I would rather have cake.

When will we have another Rush? You seem qualified to answer.

@Crusader

Now that there is an actual AGLA season going on, I have wanted to hold an event.

Unfortunately, this season was timely placed during my finals and the holidays. My schedule's been pretty full the past couple of weeks but expect something for around next weekend depending on what time I can manage.

Where do babies come from?

On a more serious note...what is your favorite map throughout all of the Halo games?

@Jedi Hunter

When a man loves a woman. He may be attracted to her. If so, his penis becomes erect allowing him to enter the woman's vagina; beginning intercourse.

Then the condom breaks.

Either way, I have fond memories of playing split screen rockets on Boarding Action. I always wish there was a remake. Headlong and Zanzibar are also awesome maps on their own.

From that day forward Jedi's life was changed . . . forever . . .

On a more serious note, what's your take on statpadding Dragon?

@Psycho

Don't statpad Dragon. He will hurt you.

Seriously, statpadders are just trolls with no self esteem. More often than not, these players have no real skill. Almost any half decent, experienced tank should be able to frustrate statpadders. These people statpad because they can do nothing else and need some way to boost their esteem.

Honestly, I think they need some help in their real lives. I really feel sorry for statpadders as people.