In a party with Lord, Delta, Cuda, Ej, and Star

Cuda: (on the phone, left his headset on talking about a three way in a shower car)
Ej: So about this three way?
Me: All aborde the shower car.

I think you might have forgotten some very important information.

Kirsty: How's the host?
John: I'm loving it!
Kirsty: Well, it's mine
John: Well, I'm really loving it
Sev: ...Fucking hell, John!

ugh you're host makes me

Strangler: "David, what you would do if your mum climbed into your bed and started w***ing you off?"
Me: "AHAHAHAHAHAH."
David: "Ugh, what the f**k."

Oh dear.

Danny this is the "Overheard" thread not the disturbing questions that Strangler asks thread

These aren't the exact words that were spoken, but close enough.

Moa: He sent me a message calling me a c#nt and to go make him a sandwich.
Pup: Tell him you'll do that right after you get done motorboating his mom.
Moa, Pup and Highland: lolololololololol

Was searching solo in Grifball chilling in party chat. I came across a party of three and listened to what they were saying in game chat. One of them was explaining to another about stat-padding. About how awesome it is, how you can get killtastrophes, killionaires, and since you don't die you can go like 40 and 0 and get an unfriggenbelievable. CDRAD57 was also searching solo, if any of you know who that is, and it put him on their team. They were like, yes, we got the no-life (since he's an inheritor). Well, I guess Grifball didn't live up to their expectations of free multikills and sprees since they quit out in the first round after I took control of their spawn.

As I typed out "Sure, I'll make you a sammich, right after I motorboat your mom. I could not stop laughing, it tickled me silly!! lol

I decided to leave out the part about the bowling ball but I figured it's probably not all that appropriate and isn't the most flattering mental image either ;P

I wish I had a capture card, that one would've made it onto fatuglyorslutty.com for sure.

Lol, most definitely.

You know your a boss when you can floss your teeth with pubic hair and keep going... - Tex

"The prize must have been a bag of dicks" - Sev

Some of this is disturbing Most of my randoms aren't overheard, most of mine come through messages after I've had a go at someone. But best insult, some like 10 year old "You suck, go shit on your mum" o_O