Johnson's Salty Grifballs Team Thread

Muffin · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:35 am

Team History ~ Team Record ~ Player Stats ~ Team Profile

Welcome to the Johnson's Salty Grifballs team thread, for all your JSG needs. I made this thread mainly because other teams had threads, and somebody said to me "You should make a thread" so I have. Here I can post relevant things about/to the team, and people on my team can respond. Delightful. And even you who have not jumped on the salty bandwagon can also comment, and can ask us stuff, because now you know where to find us. And knowing is half the battle.

CURRENT ROSTER

Messiah Muffin
13 Seasons Experience
~ The Fabulous One ~

Dat Crab
10 Seasons Experience
~ The Loud One ~

ToasterGhost
6 Seasons Experience
~ The Old One ~

Slimy Strangler
8 Seasons Experience
~ The Posh One ~

AwareMosquito
6 Seasons Experience
~ The " " One ~

EdiblePains
1 Season Experience
~ The One with the fit sister ~

I Am Agent Tex
1 Season Experience
~ The Girl One ~

Th1mm1e
1 Season Experience
~ The Swedish One ~

Linxx182
3 Season Experience
~ The Dead One ~

Its Benji S
4 Seasons Experience
~ The Depressed One ~

TEAM RECORD

EUGBL2 - Quarter-Finals
EUGBL3 - Semi-Finals
GGL7 - Final 32
EUGBL10 - Champions
GGL8 Vanilla - Semi-Finals
EUGBL11 - Champions
GGL9 Vanilla - Quarter-Finals
EUGBL12 - Champions
GGL10 Vanilla - Final 16
EUGBL13 - Third Place
GGL11 - Final 64
EUGBL14 - Champions

FORMER PLAYERS

6 Seasons Experience: kirsty de lacey*
3 Seasons Experience: DRO Praetorian*, BennyBedStain
2 Seasons Experience: TOS Macca
1 Season Experience: TES Kidge, SafeRicky, KnuXles, RAGING BLODGE, Paranoxia, bigbellychimp*, Atomic hawx, BangTidyPotatoo*, ZIGZAGE, flameknightj, BUFF BE CRAZII*
Never Played: INick In HDI, pabloscamel, Strangler 666, General456, Icemare13, DANNO8, Wilko92, vengancepenguin, lightning eater, AlExThEnIcE*, Taco Power PhD, Rey108, Hi Im RW

* Indicates the player won a championship while playing for the team

Season's Experience only counts for players who played a game during that season. Seasons count as any of the EUGBL or GGL seasons listed above.

~ Muffin

Goosechecka · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:02 am

Good luck with your next season!

Muffin · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 12:13 pm

Marcus · **Posted:** Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:23 pm

Good Luck guys

Matt419 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:50 pm

I may be part of the team soon, if so, I look forward to playing with you all. If not, then good luck with your season.

Muffin · **Posted:** Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:20 pm

I heard about your tryout from Strangler & kirsty, but I don't know the situation with you on our team as Strangler is handling the team. Good luck though, and I look forward to play with you if you do join our team.

Also, thanks Marcus. Good luck to you too

Matt419 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:28 pm

Im now on the team, so I look forward to playing with everyone.

Muffin · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:12 am

Likewise looking forward to playing with you, so for this upcoming season of the GGL, just like the last one, I will be captain of the team with Strangler remaining over-all team captain, with me just being our main contact with the rest of the league, partially due to the fact I'm the main poster on this site for our team and the fact Strangler has a life and often cannot make Saturdays, while I have no life and usually can. At the moment here is the team I will be submitting for the GGL:-

CAPTAIN - Messiah Muffin - Hybrid

Strangler 999 - Runner
kirsty de lacey - Tank
Hardcore Crab - Runner
Linxx182 - Runner
DRO Praetorian - ???
AwareMosquito - ???

AlExThEnIcE · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:21 am

You've got a lots of runners. o.0

Matt419 · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:31 am

Put me down as tank, recently playing grifball ive been a much better tank than runner, and it looks like we need another one.

Muffin · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:52 am

Yeah we defiantly have a lot of runners. Strangler has been a runner for years, Lee came in as a runner, Danny switched to a runner during the EUGBL and I was our main runner for the last GGL (mainly because I'm our Dash runner) so having another tank is good. I also think Paul may be partial to running

Muffin · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:54 pm

Last night I was JSG's single representative in the Classic Grunt, because I woke up early to play it. Bed time? Didn't think so.

The team was me and our good buddy NonDairyTea, along with a man canon and Black Theorem in a team called The Randy Bears. To put it simply, we did horribly. Me and Marcus got raped by the Americans, so much for best k/d's in the EUGBL. We lost 3 games, and got 1 win over the team who lost all 4 games.

I am guessing the next round is out of reach. That is all. Muffin out

Muffin · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:06 am

Well this is awkward but... I've messed up the sign-up. Not going to go into details, but screw the enter button. Will get it sorted, but apart from that we're set.

Kalbelgarion · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:10 am

Wow. So, going by the number of times you registered, I'm guessing you want to be in a division with six versions of your team?

Muffin · **Posted:** Wed Sep 21, 2011 10:13 am

Kalbelgarion wrote:

Wow. So, going by the number of times you registered, I'm guessing you want to be in a division with six versions of your team?

Yeah it got more awkward when I refreshed the page and it submitted the team again, at that point I quickly left the page so I can't do more damage. And now I've lost the link to actually finish the registration. This is so much easier when Strangler takes charge, then I can just blame all this on him

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