lol

My K/D in SMASHBALL!!!!!!!!!

lol

http://grl.grifballhub.com/overall Its like golf, the lower numbers are better! Right Tex?

Btw, that makes me tied for 4th if my math is incorrect.

that would mean Tex,Cow,Killer,and Duck are doing the best

SHH! DO NOT tell them that's how the scoring is. It is a surprise.

You want to know a bad team look at team Grifbusters(my team)
http://challonge.com/2011halo3grifball

badpost

So I was going to post a joke, but I really need to go so i'll wait til later.

Three statisticians went duck hunting. A duck flew out and the first statistician took a shot, the shot went a foot too high. The second statistician took his shot and the shot went a foot too low. The third statistician said, "We got it!"

What did the projective T-rex say when he ran into an electric fence?




Roooooooooooooooooooooooooooarschach!
(This is funny, I promise.)

a snare drum and crash cymbol fall out of a tree..
baduumm, tssshhh

Two guys are sitting at a bar.
"You know why I love this bar?" asks the first one.
"No," says the second guy. "Why do you love this bar?"
The first guy points at the window, which is six stories above the ground. "It has a magic window," he says. "You jump out of that window, and you can fly."
The second guy just shakes his head. "Shut up."
"No," says the first guy. "It really is a magic window. I'll prove it to you."
So the first guy gets down from his bar stool, runs at the window, jumps out of it, and flies. He flies around the building twice, up and down, and finally comes back in. He walks to his barstool, and takes a sip of his drink. "See?" he says.
The first guy looks confused. He looks at his drink. "I must be drunk," he says.
"Still don't believe me?" asks the first guy. "I'll show you again." He gets down from his stool, runs and jumps out of the window again. This time he performs some impressive aerial acrobatics, spins, flips, dives. When he finally comes back in, the second guy is staring at him, slack-jawed.
"Wow," says the second guy. "A magic window." He gets off his barstool, takes a running jump out of the window, and promptly plummets to his death. The first guy starts laughing.
The bartender comes over to the first guy with a stern look on his face. "You're a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."

Two functions, x2 and ex are walking down the street. Off in the distance they see a differential operator walking towards them. ex turns to x2 and tells him: "You better get out of here! If that operator differentiates you a few times you'll disappear, but he can differentiate me all he wants and I'll stay the same."
So x2 runs off and ex goes to greet the differential operator. "Hi, I'm ex" he says. "What's your name?"
The operator looks at him with a demonic grin and says: "d/dy".