What are some funny things that you've heard on Xbox Live recently?

Recently, in a grifball game, while playing with Anubis and Puppy:

Anubis: Tank me, Puppy!
Mistress 9: Did he just say "Spank me, puppy?"

Also, tonight in a lobby after a few scrims with Puppy, Anubis, and Goose:

Anubis: You would think that we can't use xbox live to just talk too - I mean, it's not like we don't have microphones.
Zombie (Me): Oh my god what's this thing next to my face?! (referring to my mic)
Goose: LOL, Zombie, I would be careful when saying that.
Anubis and Puppy: LOL

So, what are some funny quotes that you've got?

I think it was sometime last week. I tried practicing some grifball with you guys(Team Omega) and I joined the game and immediately went red bar. So, instead of trying to actually play everyone stopped and I just started looking around without moving. Conversation:

Puppy: Taco's red barring.
Goose: Taco can you play, or is it too laggy?
Me: (No answer, just keep looking around)
Puppy: I don't know if he's even there.

Now I'm not sure who said it, but over the mic I hear one of the Team Omega members say, "Haha, look Taco's doing the robot."

Goose: Taco, can you hear us?
Me: Yeah
Goose(As I'm still looking around): So, do you want to play....What are you doing?
Me: I don't know I guess I'm doing the robot.

Everyone started laughing.

I ended up having to back out due to connection issues, but oh well. I had fun for like the minute I was in the game.

I believe that was me that accused you of doing the robot, Taco. lol

Another time, two friends of mine and I were searching for a game in Team SWAT when this conversation happened:

UnlovedAngel: Do you guys fold your panties?
VballChick PMS: WHAT?! Why are you asking a question like that? (starts laughing)
Unloved Angel: I'm just curious if you fold your panties or just throw them in a drawer...
VballChick PMS: Quit asking about my panties, weirdo!
PMS Zombie (me): (in a creepy stalker voice) PANTY PANTY PANTY PANTY!

Everyone starts laughing. So now when I'm in a party with them, that usually comes up as the topic.

Another time, when I still had plans to go to Dragon*Con:

Me: So yeah, I'm going to cosplay as the Baroness for Dragon*Con.
BulletProof: I can totally go dressed up as your sex slave with you.
Me: .... UHHHHHHH....
BulletProof: Fine, I didn't want to go anyway. *unplugs his mic*
Vball & I: *laughing*

Grifball scim after "drama" conversations:

Zombie: okay, finally i can see my tv.
Anubis(me): What, is that thing next to your face blocking your view?
Everybody on the team: lol

Lulz, this week has been a great one for quotes. Definitely looking forward to more quotes. One for the interim:

PMS Padme: Hey, look at the score. 20, 10, and 10.
VballChick PMS: That's pretty cool.
Me: It's like Rin Tin Tin... but 20.
(Everbody Laughs)
VballChick: How do you think of this stuff? Random.

Probably one of my favorites since joining PMS:

randomdude: Hey look! A bunch of PMS - pre-menstrual cycle chicks!

Goose: I'm pretty sure cycle starts with a 'C'.

In lobby after a scrim with Team Omega and Puppy, Highland, and Anubis:

Puppy: Holmcross was looking at his Spreadshit - wait..
Everyone in party: Spreadshit? LOL

Recent scrim with Omega. Not positive if I have correct people.

Goose: Put it in, put it in!
Danni: I can't find it!

That was Mistress, actually, but I wouldn't put it past me to say something of the sort. lol

Playing bumpercars in Halo:

I run into Anubis' warthog, and it went on top of his warthog.

Anubis: Well... I just got mounted.

While in a party with Tortoise, Goose, Holmcross and Tex.

Goose: I'm supposed to be at a PMS meeting right now but I'm totally skipping it. Don't tell anyone.
Tex: Did you just say penis meeting?

Later into the chat...

Tex: It burns when I pee.
Pup: You should probably bring that up during the next penis meeting.

Pretty sure none of this is verbatim but it's all pretty close to what was said.

LMFAO.

Nice.

Goose, I'm totally telling.

NOT! <3 I love ya too much to do that.

Zombie: What's this thing next to my face?!
Goose: I don't know, but I don't think Mistress wants it in her mouth.
Nighthawk: Wait, what's going in whose mouth?

Goose: I was going to say "Zombie hurry up and come faster..." but then I stopped myself.

Random matchmaking kids: "They're using hacks look how high they're jumping!"

We were playing aerial grifball.