Wasn't over Xbox live but I had a friend over (doesn't really know any Grifballhub people) *TrueFlyingCow is online* "Omg! Are you sure it isn't a FakeFlyingCow? Or a....LyingFlyingCow?" I dunno...I loled.

Wow i wish there was a flying cow on fire!!!

I swear my mates mentally retarded. He just spent half an hour playing The Music Man over xbox live party chat.

I have Pip, Kirsty and myself in a party.
Pip: Billy wanna do some Big team?
Me: Yeah k. Wait for ABrokeNHighMan's team to go into a game, not feeling like getting spawnkilled.
The whole party starts lolling just because I said a gamertag too fast (ABrokeNHighMan = A broken hymen)

This is a bit old but there was me and a couple of college friends in a party
Friend 1 - What's the button to swap weapons
Friend 2 - Y
Friend 1 - Because i want to swap weapons
Friend 2 - YYY
Friend 1 - What's the but.....
Me and Friend 2 - It's the Y button
Friend 1 - Ohhhhh
Me - For god sake

I still poke fun on occasions

Germ I remember when Kirsty used to think that the shuffle was some sort of special button and wasn't just me spamming the switch weapon button

Here is something that happened in Grifball matchmaking yesterday.

Random: "I thought you guys would be good, but all you are doing is scoring the bomb."

Me: "That is how the game is supposed to be played. The beginning screen tells you to arm the bomb."

Random: "That doesn't mean anything. That just has to be there. How do you know how the game is supposed to be played?"

Me: *facepalm*

After playing one Dash game a couple weeks ago, my team beat some other kids 3-on-4. After that game, I get a message...

"Wow, you really need to get a girlfriend. Enjoy your night wth your right hand and Master Chief."

I loled.

I don't know if I've posted it in here before but that reminded me of the time I beat some people in Matchmaking Grifball and got the message

"Ever tasted pussy? Didn't think so"

This was a while back but while in party chat I heard one of the randoms say "Oh man, that's silentshadow, he's gonna kick my ass! He spends every day all day playing!"

This was the first day I've been on in two and a half weeks.

After he sent me this exact quoted message: "when i see someone with the highest rank that means someone needs to put the controller down and join the football team"

There were 2 forerunners besides myself. Of course, I did the only natural thing; let the trolling commence! After three messages he blocked me.

After thoroughly trouncing another team, a young kid on the other team lashed out at us in the post-game lobby with the most hurtful insult he could manage:

Kid: "Yeah, well, I bet you're, like, 20 and a virgin and living in your Mom's basement!"

My two friends and I, the youngest of us who was 25, were stunned into momentary silence.

"Yeah, I wish I was still only 20!"

Me and Pip are in a party and out mate goes AFK with his Mic still on,

we hear his mum walk in and start bad mouthing his room and saying all this stuff :
'Is that you towel' "Open that window" "It smells like s*it in here"

Me and pip are pissing ourselves and our mate comes back like "Lol? Whats so funny"

"I just dive bombed in on the nutsack" - Panthro after he'd killed 'hairiestnutsack' in matchmaking

Beast mode

I hate it when little kids put sexy time stuff over the headset in zombies thinking they're cool...