^We're keeping this because it's beautiful.

"I just want to let yous all know that you are cankerous, yeast infected Flamers who indulge in the act of anal fisting ghosts and that I'm regrettably disappointed in each and every one of you.

Now please, PLEASE, continue to shower me in your gracious ''RENEGADEOFSPUNK'' messages. Seriously, the countenance on my face is nothing short of pure joy whenever I'm presented with them. I fucking love them, and tell my best pal in the whole world that I love how he successfully executes his mic's Echo with Crab's incoherent accent at an exceptional volume for what seems like a blissful eternity, it's truly the most raw form of poetry in motion, made only even MORE spectacular at 2 o' clock in the morning. Love the work lads."

-Renegade of Spunk, 13/4/13


The Playas
MallardQuakson - Andre (ice cold) 3000 - Tank


Rey108 - Possum Jenkins - Hybrid


sffuD - The Fly White Guy - Runner


Maroon Knight N - Johnny Vulture - Tank


DeniableBow728 - Benjamin Andre - Tank


MisshapenLime68 - Dookie - Tank


Yoshigasm - Kanye West - Tank


Itchy49 & eVo x PwNz - 2pac & Snoop Dogg - Useless Twats


Xx SH3D xX, Hi Im RW & SIMPLY DOGGIN - The Love Haters - Mascots


Team Awards
Grifball.com Best K/D in One Game - Tango Lemon, +109
UKGBWL09 Golden Hammer - Tango Lemon
UKGBWL09 Golden Sword - MallardQuakson
EUGBL12 D2 Player of the Season - Maroon Knight N
EUGBL12 D2 Rookie of the Season - Maroon Knight N
EUGBL12 D2 Team of the Season - MallardQuakson, Maroon Knight N, flameknightj
EUGBL13 Tank of the Season - Hi Im RW
EUGBL13 Dream Team - Hi Im RW
EUGBL13 Player of the Season - Hi Im RW
EUGBL14 Most Underrated - MallardQuakson
EUGBL14 Golden Hammer - Rey108
EUGBL14 Golden Bomb - sffuD
EUGBL14 D2 All-Star Team - MallardQuakson & Rey108
EUGBL14 All-Star MVP - MallardQuakson

All-Time Roster:
-MallardQuakson
-IoI Gazza IoI*
-Tango Lemon*
-alexs inferno*
-xXxWO0DYxXx*
-Xx SH3D xX*
-Rey108
-xtremexxduality*
-Yoshigasm
-stringydringy*
-JeeleyK*
-SIMPLY DOGGIN*
-Jamhead92*
-Hi Im RW*
-Hurricane Ham*
-Humby123*
-flameknightj*
-Maroon Knight N
-DeniableBow728
-sffuD
-eVo x PwNz
~EnigmMatic Cat*
-AwareMosquito (JSG)
-GTRxDestroyer*
-steelwing158 (TGC)
-anders212 (LI)
-sanguinedawn21 (LI)
-BennyBedStain^ (CAD)
-germanicus1994^ (TI)
-Seldom Warrior^ (fa)
-Swift Strider*
-Itchy49
-WorChrisLikeWho*
-Dat Crab^ (JSG)
-MisshapenLime68
-Its Benji S
* - not currently active
^ - used as a substitute

Fuck it I mean YOLO, right?

-MQ

P.S. #NeverbeenshutoutEU

P.P.S. #Virgins

EUGBL4: 3-5, 3rd in Div. 3
EUGBL5: Some ridiculous number, 7th Place
EUGBL6 (as DNI): 7-2, Semi-Finals
EUGBL7: 2-3, 3rd in Div. 2
~~~
EUGBL12 (as CS): 9-2, Semi-Finals
Euro Cup: 3-3, 6th Place
GGL10: 9-6, Round 2
EUGBL13: 10-2, Runners-Up
Overall Record on Reach: 31-13, 258-137
~~~
GGL11: 15-2, Last 16
EUGBL14: 11-1, Runners-Up
GGL12: 10-0
Overall Record on H4: 33-3, 210-72
~~~

EUGBL12
Communist Snails 9-0 Dragon Dominators (A Viry Virus)
Communist Snails 7-2 The Dead Ninjas (kingofthedead42)
Communist Snails 7-2 Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies (BUFF BE CRAZII)
Communist Snails 4-5 The TI Crowd (Insane Wookie33 & HybridDragon051)
Communist Snails 8-1 Team WDFA (MaxPOWERS 316 & JhonnyRAMBO)
Dragon Dominators L-W Communist Snail
The Dead Ninjas 0-9 Communist Snails
Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies 0-9 Communist Snail
The TI Crowd 0-9 Communist Snails
Team WDFA 3-6 Communist Snails
Play-offs:
Round One: bye
Round Two: Communist Snails 3-6 Team Impact

European Cup
Budgie Studios 7-2 Get Hammered (Metal karima)
Budgie Studios 1-8 Team Impact (rollo 93)
Budgie Studios 2-7 Johnson's Stiff Hammers (OhOhJackarias)
Budgie Studios 5-4 HellHounds (steelwing158)
Loser's Bracket:
Semi-Finals: Budgie Studios 9-0 Avoid Teenage Pregnancy
Final: Budgie Studios 4-5 Sarge's Angels

GGL10
Budgie Studios 3-6 New York Pineapples (SlimJimX50)
Budgie Studios W-L The Captain Sev Crusaders (flameknightj)
Budgie Studios 3-6 Johnson's Salty Grifballs (Messiah Muffin)
Budgie Studios 8-1 Avoid Teenage Pregnancy (Fleeing Abra)
Budgie Studios 6-3 The TI Crowd (Insane Wookie33)
Budgie Studios 1-8 New York Pineapples
Budgie Studios 5-4 Johnson's Salty Grifballs
Budgie Studios 6-3 The TI Crowd
Budgie Studios 9-0 Avoid Teenage Pregnancy
Budgie Studios 2-7 New York Pineapples
Play-Offs:
Round One: Budgie Studios 2g-0g The Grizzle Squad
Round Two: Budgie Studios 1g-2g Stiffy Gigglesticks

EUGBL13
Budgie Studios 7-2 A Team Rejects (EdiblePains)
Budgie Studios 1-8 Team Impact (rollo 93)
Budgie Studios 8-1 The Go-Go Dancers (Fleeing Abra)
Budgie Studios 7-2 Faster Than Light (Sgt Chappers)
Budgie Studios 8-1 Venomous Fireballs (steelwing158)
A Team Rejects 0-9 Budgie Studios
Team Impact 1-8 Budgie Studios
The Go-Go Dancers 2-7 Budgie Studios
Faster Than Light 0-9 Budgie Studios
Venomous Fireballs 2-7 Budgie Studios
Play-offs:
Round One: bye
Round Two: Budgie Studios 7-2 Sarge's Angels
Final: Budgie Studios 4-5 Team Impact

~~~

GGL11
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys W-L The Badger Pokers (bigbellychimp)
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys 5-0 Hellhounds (steelwing158)
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys 4-1 The ATeam Rejects (EdiblePains)
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys W-L The TTC (vG x SHiiFTz x)
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys 6-3 Storm Hawks (Jet7Wave)
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys W-L The Badger Pokers
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys 8-1 Hellhounds
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys W-L The ATeam Rejects
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys W-L The ATeam Rejects
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys 8-1 Storm Hawks
Play-Offs:
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys 2g-0g Warthog Buddies
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys 2g-0g Big Bad Wolfs
Yoshigasm's Geordie Homeboys 1g-2g Four Guys One Ball

EUGBL14
Budgie Studios 8-1 Faster Than Light
Budgie Studios 9-0 Faster Than Light
Budgie Studios 9-0 The Nasty Party
Budgie Studios 9-0 This Cat Has Reached Critical Mass
Budgie Studios 9-0 This Cat Has Reached Critical Mass
Budgie Studios 6-3 WHR
Budgie Studios 5-4 WHR
Budgie Studios 8-1 Team Impact
Budgie Studios 9-0 The Nasty Party
Budgie Studios 8-1 Team Impact
Play-offs:
Round One: Bye
Round Two: Budgie Studios 6-3 Team Impact
Final: Lol.

GGL12
YoloSwag69xx420 8-1 CTRL ALT Defeat
YoloSwag69xx420 9-0 Sarge's Angels
YoloSwag69xx420 6-3 The Grif Crowd
YoloSwag69xx420 5-4 Johnson's Salty Grifballs
YoloSwag69xx420 7-2 Sarge's Angels
YoloSwag69xx420 6-3 Team Impact
YoloSwag69xx420 5-4 Johnson's Salty Grifballs
YoloSwag69xx420 8-1 Sarge's Angels
YoloSwag69xx420 8-1 The Grif Crowd
YoloSwag69xx420 8-1 Team Impact
Play-Offs:
YoloSwag69xx420 -v- Hammers of Thor/Aces

If I have a team online we'll scrim you before or after your Hellhounds game.

Naice. Have you roped in any new players for EUGBL or is it just the 5 of you?

Just the 5 of us at the moment.Not really looking to pick up any new players at the moment.

We should scrim you guys as well, weve roped in a new player for the eugbl muhahaha

By 'we', do you mean TI or the TI Crowd. It doesn't really matter, each of them would destroy us horribly, but we at least might get a few kills against the farm team.

Firstly, Mallard, your team is better than you think, you'll suprise yourself.

Secondly, that isn't how I imagined Shadownight to look at all.

Well if Maroon Knight pulls host we may have a chance, he's the only one that seems vaguely capable. And yes, JP does have an uncanny resemblance to Barry White.

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameS ... ardQuakson
Team Impact 5-4 Farting Communist Snails

This is the only game I'm posting here, as its the only game that wasn't crippled by lag. I think my minions did quite well, considering today was the first time we played proper games against proper teams. It at least gives me confidence that we can score a few goals and not disgrace ourselves, particularly if we're in the rookie league.

+ Linxx is a babe for having such a beautiful neutral host

The game I commentated like a pro! YOU'RE WELCOME

It was expertly commentated. I think that you guys have definitely got some good games in you this season. What the b.net link doesn't show is that you took us to the ninth round tonight and really pushed us. Its always good to play against people who I haven't before, outside of matchmaking, and I look forward to our rubber match now the series is 1-1

To be fair to the knights, they're better than I thought they'd be, definitely. Well, not JP, he's been around a bit and I know what to expect from him, but flame and the delightful maroon knight were a lot handier than I expected. Hopefully maroon's connection holds out for all 9 rounds next game, he was whining almost constantly. AND he doesn't get stuck in the NH box.

JOEL LINDPERE!!!!

JOEL LINDPERE!!!!