Things Overheard On Xbox Live!

Panthro · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:04 pm

Kirsty wrote:

"Feel the hard dick of justice" - Panthro wanted this here

lmfao yessssss

Daerk · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:00 pm

I just found this thread. Heh...

Sooooo...

About a month ago, I was playing GB MM with RAMBOStrueBLOOD. Suddenly he goes quiet. Stops responding to my callouts ingame. Then I hear his wife Kayla moaning. And I hear him breathing hard. And I hear what sounds like furniture shaking and creaking. And a bit of a wet smacking sound. And then I hear Kayla say "Can he hear us?" and RAMBO says "Oh shit the mic's on".

The mic suddenly went dead.

At the time, Rambo was running the ball in to cap.

EPICNESS.

-- Lord Daerk

SolarStorm · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:30 pm

That takes true skill

Muffin · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:56 am

Daerk wrote:

Quoting that story. Go read the real post you lazy buggers.

-- Lord Daerk

I think we just found the first entrant into the Grifball Hall of Fame :shock:

SolarStorm · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:11 am

Yes Muffin, we have.

DrCurry · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:04 am

Little kiddies yelling into the mic and hearing the parents rage

runNOKYARDrun · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:25 am

I was in a Firefight game with a 17 year old kid who could not stop talking/bragging for the entirety of the game. Even when he asked me a question he would interrupt me and change the subject in the middle of my answer.

His best comment of the entire 20 minute game: "I'm a professional Grifball player and I make $200 a week playing GrifballHUB League Grifball".

Daerk · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:20 pm

Kayla's gonna kill me when she see's I posted this.

RAMBO might have to take his manhood from the jar over the fireplace (where his wife keeps it stored) and get forced to challenge me for posting this.

Dude, I couldn't help it. It's too awesome not to share.

-- Lord Daerk

RallyFox · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:20 pm

I heard man canons a figure skater

Goosechecka · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:48 pm

runNOKYARDrun wrote:

I was in a Firefight game with a 17 year old kid who could not stop talking/bragging for the entirety of the game. Even when he asked me a question he would interrupt me and change the subject in the middle of my answer.

His best comment of the entire 20 minute game: "I'm a professional Grifball player and I make $200 a week playing GrifballHUB League Grifball".

That's priceless.

Daerk · **Posted:** Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:40 pm

Goosechecka wrote:

runNOKYARDrun wrote:

I was in a Firefight game with a 17 year old kid who could not stop talking/bragging for the entirety of the game. Even when he asked me a question he would interrupt me and change the subject in the middle of my answer.

His best comment of the entire 20 minute game: "I'm a professional Grifball player and I make $200 a week playing GrifballHUB League Grifball".

That's priceless.

+1 this.

So did you educate him?

-- Lord Daerk

TacoPizzaHunter · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:58 am

In SnD on MW3:

Random: "Go suck your dad's dick."
Squeaker: "Uh, my dad doesn't have a dick."
Whole Lobby: *dies from laughter*

TacoPizzaHunter · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:59 am

In SnD on MW3:

Random: "Go suck your dad's dick."
Squeaker: "Uh, my dad doesn't have a dick."
Whole Lobby: *dies from laughter*

KiIIerz · **Posted:** Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:39 pm

Double post owned! LOL!

TrueFlyingCow · **Posted:** Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:08 am

In a game with randoms; have half of their team quits, one says: "Are you throwing the ball at me? Shouldn't we be killing each other? Isn't this like capture the flag?!!?"

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