lmfao yessssss

I just found this thread. Heh...

Sooooo...

About a month ago, I was playing GB MM with RAMBOStrueBLOOD. Suddenly he goes quiet. Stops responding to my callouts ingame. Then I hear his wife Kayla moaning. And I hear him breathing hard. And I hear what sounds like furniture shaking and creaking. And a bit of a wet smacking sound. And then I hear Kayla say "Can he hear us?" and RAMBO says "Oh shit the mic's on".

The mic suddenly went dead.

At the time, Rambo was running the ball in to cap.

EPICNESS.

-- Lord Daerk

That takes true skill

I think we just found the first entrant into the Grifball Hall of Fame

Yes Muffin, we have.

Little kiddies yelling into the mic and hearing the parents rage

I was in a Firefight game with a 17 year old kid who could not stop talking/bragging for the entirety of the game. Even when he asked me a question he would interrupt me and change the subject in the middle of my answer.

His best comment of the entire 20 minute game: "I'm a professional Grifball player and I make $200 a week playing GrifballHUB League Grifball".

Kayla's gonna kill me when she see's I posted this.

RAMBO might have to take his manhood from the jar over the fireplace (where his wife keeps it stored) and get forced to challenge me for posting this.

Dude, I couldn't help it. It's too awesome not to share.

-- Lord Daerk

I heard man canons a figure skater

That's priceless.

+1 this.

So did you educate him?

-- Lord Daerk

In SnD on MW3:

Random: "Go suck your dad's dick."
Squeaker: "Uh, my dad doesn't have a dick."
Whole Lobby: *dies from laughter*

In SnD on MW3:

Random: "Go suck your dad's dick."
Squeaker: "Uh, my dad doesn't have a dick."
Whole Lobby: *dies from laughter*

Double post owned! LOL!

In a game with randoms; have half of their team quits, one says: "Are you throwing the ball at me? Shouldn't we be killing each other? Isn't this like capture the flag?!!?"